Splinter Removal…

How to remove a splinter from a toddler's finger: make sure he is very sleepy from all the days events that lead up to said splinter, pop in Bob the Builder, add one tall Thomas the Train tippy of milk…wait until glazed look on face appears…hold down finger, use mommas expensive Tweezerman tweezers and pluck! Not a tear!

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